Saturday, July 28, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry,
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Joez: Meow, what's the meaning of your chinese middle name (my middle name is Joon, in chinese is 润)?
MeowX2: This word itself doesn't have any meaning, but if it mix with other word then it will form a meaning, like 润滑油 lubricant oil.
Joez: So, what is the meaning of 润 la?
MeowX2: Told you already what, no meaning for this single word. Like Chow Yun Fatt 周润发, his name also contain the same word. 闰月 also use the same word (actually this 闰 was a bit different in writing from my middle name, but the pronounciation was the same. 闰月 means a repeated month in chinese Lunar calendar in every 3 years).
After some talking going around on this word, she came back to the same old question again.
Joez: What's the meaning of 润?
MeowX2: Again... *pengsan*
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Last night when Jo and I were on our way to super fast food for dinner, we were talking about the apartment that my mom and I wanted to buy.
MeowX2: Just now the auntie from Pearl Garden calls me again.
Joez: So what does she said this time.
MeowX2: She was mentioning about the “feng shui”, she said she had hired a famous feng shui master from Bukit Jambul to look at the feng shui for their house before. The master said their place is a good feng shui place and ask them not move out of the house.
Joez: The master only views their house right, not the one we want to buy.
MeowX2: I think so.
Joez: What reason did you tell them when you call the auntie and told her you don’t want to buy that unit?
MeowX2: I told her you don’t like that unit because the outside feng shui is not good and its not point for me to buy it if you don’t want to stay there.
Joez: You really told that auntie like this ah?
MeowX2: Ya la, else what reason you want me to give. My mom and I already show interest in that unit, then suddenly pull out, that auntie must be suspect something ma. So, I had to give reasonable reason what.
Joez: You can give some other reason ma, why mention about me (at this point I know Joez a bit angry already, so I said the below just to make her laugh instead of angry).
MeowX2: ah bo then, what should I told her. Told her because of the owner’s cibai not big enough so I don’t wanna buy that unit ah!!!
Monday, July 9, 2007
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Last night when having dinner with Jo, she mention that she want to get slimming again start from tomorrow (I already lost count how many times she said this to me). She always complains she was fat. So, last night I thought of this idea and told her. I’m going to lock her in a room let her in the room alone for around an hour. Before I lock the room, I will put in a cockroach. Jo afraid of cockroach very much, in fact, I think she will cry out as loud as she could if she was to wake up in the middle of the night and find out a cockroach crawling her bedsheet.
So, Jo will be running all around the room just to avoid close contact with the cockroach. By that way, I think she will burn a lot of calorie out of her body fat. What a brilliant idea from me, MeowX2… hehehe. Jo is going to kill me tonight when she saw this post... By the time you read this, she already threatening me to remove some portion of this post. She sure checking on my blog everyday when free.